Bitchiness as the new Black

I know a woman that defines every form of complex.  She wears bitchiness like the new black.

When I informed her of a positive life development, her voice represented a purely undiluted
happiness for me...embodying a most natural form of pleasure for my personal advancement.

And that is why  I am loyal to her..that is why I feel lucky to have her in my life..in the role of  an invaluable friend.