Friday, March 4, 2011

busted

A Crisis of confidence sent me on a beeline to the Walgreen's fridge to covet a chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich. Unwrapping the dairy treat, my pupils selected a time magazine. While my brain was digesting our political environment,
my stomach was digesting my mood stabilizer, a godlike voice permeated my atmosphere.

Announcing "security walk the floor" was the perfect motivation for me to scurry to
the register to get my wrapper scanned and properly acquired.

Would I have to do my time in Wisconsin?

1 comment:

  1. Ya Hey Der.... I LOVE Wisconsin! What's wrong with Wisconsin? You know Milwaukee is one of my FAV Haunts... Don't knock it til you've tried the frozen custard and cheese curds, Sistah!

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