Sex on a Plate

A man texts me that he had a baked potato..I got so turned on..

Me: "Did you let melted butter drip into all the crevices"

Man:"Yes..all the nooks and crannies"

Me: " Did you release sour cream..was it smothered with sour cream"?

Man: "Yes..yes..the whole works bacon bits.."

Me: "OOOO..yeah bacon bits"

Man: "You know..you can ask me anything..you do not need to be subliminal..really"

Me: "No, I was really asking about your baked potato"