a gay intervention

I was called to meet my friends at a local happy hour. Isn't that always how it starts? Securely seated, I quickly discovered that my friend's frustration with my selection of accessories would be served with the drinks. Yelping that they plainly could not take one more moment of my string pearls in their eye line. Simply put my trifecta pearl display of ring,bangle and necklace needed a serious vacay. Beseeching them to understand that it was all in the name of elongating my torso, which is what was asked of me? The defense could not be swallowed with the drinks,they spit out the words, the necklace is not long enough to elongate.