"Large Penis"

I had drinks with a straight couple.  The man used the minutes his girlfriend was away from the table to inform me he had a large penis..to big for the available condom during one of their nights of
passion...

"A man having a large penis..that is a good thing right?..I mean isn't that a big compliment for a man?"

"Well not if I am hurting her"  he replied


Yikes, he kind of hurt his image by telling me that story