"Busy Sweater"

I was cruising clothes choices while on the horn with my super gay crush.  Describing a sweater selection dominated the dialogue ....

He endeavored to hone my fashion taste by declaring that the sweater sounded to "busy"

His warning was not heeded and I wore it that night...When I informed him of my outfit during my post dinner date wrap-up.....

He queried, " I thought we decided that you were not going to buy that"