Squatting

I was squatting in a parking lot. While not the ideal situation, it was all in the name of skill-building. As he grew bigger in my mouth, a thought grew bigger in my head. How do I gracefully unbend my legs..please forget gracefully ..rising up would be a sufficient hope When I was afraid my legs were going to reach a point of no return..I would stop ..acting like I was teaching the man a lesson on greediness and shoot straight up while gripping the door handle of a neighboring car