"Saved"

Eating at Wendy's, I encountered a man exclaiming that he had been saved by Jesus Christ...yet I was the one muttering, "Oh God"

Strength of the Foundation

Putting on socks brought my mother back to me. I thought of how she taught me to place the seem of the sock across the heel to secure the sock's fit. My mother was my first earth teacher. When I think of her..I frequently go straight back to when I was girl surrounded by sunlight while planted to a wood floor being taught the basics of how to dress.. I am never not struck by the strength of the foundation

"How was it for you?"

I enabled a man to achieve a grand release..via phone..He concluded his climb to his sexual mountain by declaring I was a "amazing" "How was it for you" he asked expectantly I assured him it was very good for me...I was reading an interesting book about the relationship between Great Britain and India

Unable

I was unable to cope with getting to a life strategy seminar

Clocking Out

I have a purpose for my drinking. A list of reasons that are as fluid as my method for escaping them. I had to deal with a difficult personality...I am sick of being in pain....I have not slept in three days and the alcohol will enable me to sleep The excuses paper-mache my true purpose. The real purpose is that I want to clock out from my reality..or as I used to tell a friend.."take the corners off"

In the Middle

A woman gave my phone number to a man without my knowledge. When I asked her about it.. She responded," Don't put me in the middle"

Chia Pet

While discussing oral sex, a woman informed me that spitting on "it" will, sometimes, work.. Was she referring to a chia pet or a penis?