Thursday, April 19, 2012

Funny Stories

I coughed, a man approached, is lung cancer a turn on?

I meant to tell a listener he was "one in a million", "you are a dime a dozen"
came out of my mouth.

A friend informed me he blew his oral exam away..succeeding at oral is always a good thing.

I forgot to recharge my mobile phone and could not understand why it would not display
power

A woman reported her waxer asking to wax other body parts..suggestive selling can get
hairy

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